It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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