Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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