Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i dont even know how to be here
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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