I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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