i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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