She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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