My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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