We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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