I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
