i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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