the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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