Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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