Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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