i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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