areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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