Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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