i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
