rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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