On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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