If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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