I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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