You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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