I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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