i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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