Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
