David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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