Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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