Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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