Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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