I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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