what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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