Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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