Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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