My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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