Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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