My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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