is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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