Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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