'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i believe in u and ur pee
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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