physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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