no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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