Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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