I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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