we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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