The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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