I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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