dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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