He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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