Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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