But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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