Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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