i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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