i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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