so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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