yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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